is so ready for you hal, bring it on, your my favorite fucker.

what a folk-singer thinks about semi-national holiday; a pumpkin doing the charleston, never forgetting the foxtrot: the pleaded plaid pitchforks story of sorrow and the suburban wastelands "like this"


he doesnt think that we cant ever go around
more than once
more than twice
yet we've proved him wrong, not three times

and the last thing on my mind
is what i want to do tomorow
its not about the before, not about the later
its about the now
and the best thing is i love every thing about it

he will watch us with firey eyes
and i will stare back into them
and its a contest that cant be won
because all i am is human
all he is is a demonic thing which can only feel joy

the last time i have visited you was not of any consequence
and for that i will not dwell upon
becauase all of us, every single one
have darkened eyes, and even darker morals

it feels nice to turn around never looking back
and thinking how you are paid to do nothing
if not nothing something
and if something
the most insignifigant possible thing

so we returned
are faces changed
and with one look around
we noticeed that we werent alone
not in of that we were the different ones
but the way everyone was
had changed to an incomprehensible level
and with that
we high-tailed it the shit out of there
but we remembered
that its not always the person that changes
its what changes that person

how cliche
for me to say
i love you
mr night

and every day
i cannot stay
is one more day
for me to come home

but we dont want to do this at all
the burden of this happiness has drug me down
not my friends, they have always been stronger
but its ok, for ill rest and plot and dream and write
and think and breath and dream some more
until once again, the stranger within me
knocks on my own door

this is most certainly not england

so as i dwell upon life and ryan ross tonight, an idea popped into my brain which i had never even contemplated before.
what i would be like fucking someone who i actually liked, and who liked me back, and having a good time doing it.
not just doing it for the hardest fuckin orgy you can get, or cause you wanna dominate someone as much as possible.
and its like, that doesnt sound to bad.
im going to sleep, then imma work on this new theory of life.

cummedyegha

3 months sober for 7 years straight

yeah so im not sure exactly
but my chemical is fantastic to a new level.
every time i hear them.
more and more.
get outta here.
get me out of here.
and mercy's desperate piercing is not half bad.
no no it is not.
and im rockin out to it.
i may even steal the so called lyrical melodic factor of it one day.

"im always a beer and a shot away from going gay, i just dont have the discipline"-ryan matther dunn

he may only be honorarily gay- im beneficially gay.

cause i came up with it.

haha.
cum.

as in cummedyegha.
you heard me.

The World Is Sound As a Pound [hey, i like sarah palin...no no i dont.]

=D

cummedyegha

hello little boys little toys

so whats it gonna take silver shadow believer.
ok- stop right there. can you pille them all of the items at the KfC into one bowl, that i can eat like im a death-row prisoner on sucide watch?
i want to sleep next to my guitar, so in my dreams i here muffled strums, i want to live in a woofer....theres nothing that rhymes with woofer.
trying to steal candy from a vending machine? Lemme show you hows its done... ... cajun style.
"ive achieved total sexiness!" rickety cricket.
does your husband know the way that I'm getting a new guitar today.
all you are to me is dead skin, breaking up my band wont bring you payment.
1 i, 1 u, 3 L's, & wane G, and im totally enjoying my headfirst slide into cooperstown on a bad bet.
1 i, 1 u, 3 L's, & wane G.
has hardcore thoughts about actually seeing the Boys on next possible tour.
"Brendon, there's a lot of beautiful people in Norway" "I know" "Jesus christ...".
this boys got woe.
Ford is Tobe. Tobe's Still still Got a Drinking Problem...stilll...
Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Baby.
RAPLPHE, GET OFF, THE STAGE, SWEEAT HEART.
i am a volcanoe.
has just found out he's been playing guitar for the past 3 hours in drop D =/.
has to name his first born baby murphy cause that was robocops name.
WHY CANT I BE MORE LIKE PALLIS?
im in japan...but remember you put the ivory, SMACK DAB into my ebony. but know, i put my chong, in your cheech. im talkin about love.
you put the ivory, SMACK DAB into my ebony. but know, i put my chong, in your cheech. im talkin about love. im going to play the xylophone without looking.
is talkin about taking a ham sandwich, frenching it, in front of your uncle.
I want birds to come close enough to hear them speak Aviation Spanish.
Good Morning!!! your about to call in sick.
some people have a way with words, and other people... ... ... ... .... ohh, not have way i suppose.
Ford is Sangara.
Ford is sick (coughcough).
I think i voted for Nader! NADER!
Ford is totally an exclamation.
Ford is cummedyegha.
the pursuit of happyness...that one of them pervert movies?
Ford is so dissapointed right now.
Ford has got a problem.
this is the best day ever.
Ford is a saint 0=].
look at my hand...
things are shapin up to be pretty (CONDOMS).
Ford is JAZZ HANDS.
Ford : been gone more days this year than i have been home.
Ford is chillin.
Ford is dissapointed with TAI tv this season =/.
you dont work here anymore =|.
shane valdez, will you direct my LIFE?
butch walker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
g o d s a v e t h e q u e e n.
"i aint masturbatin"- Kai.
a drunk jackass called god, had a box of pencils called destiny.
keep god out of california! tell charlie daniels to write a song about this. god is out. he can have the other 48. or 49, whatever.
i dont care what you think as long as its about me.
alpha dog and o o omega low maniac.
send me truth messages.
beet farms.
pitchfork red.
Dwight you ignorant slut.
i hate so much, about the things you choose to be.
Water Based Lubricants~ Friend, or Foe?
Ford Today's Debate: Is it Wrong, to be Strong?
Bada Bing! Wit a Pipe!
pH pay third bay aryn.
the paul revere jumpsuit apparatus.
CLINTON SPARKS. GET FAMILIAR CUNT SUCKERS.
Ford went skiing today.
Ford is almost famous.
Ford is Janes Nipple

challah for the world

so here
i am
is this what you wanted
on this full moon
and here
we crawl
under cover of the
terra theres another way out of this
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maybe bruce is bangin dudes.
why would that be shady.
maybe bruce is bangin baby dudes.
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CYCLOPS!
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standin man.
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FJgzdflnzds
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^disease
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cummedyegha < love

Lucious little lobster tales

why, why cant i just go back one last time
to the place where nothing else resides
cause we have made it that way,
(thanks alot guys, your polution is kickass)
.
factories, fucking factories
and 3 eyed fish that you fish for none the less
we go under or over or thru the river
but it doesnt mean we can avoid it byracing away
.
and that is no excuse for what we've pulled off
cause i just want to see a marine mammal
or some shit of that sort
not in a museum, at least once before im gone
.
lets cross back to the other half of the city
and when we get there we can forget our troubles
and in the filth they will start to bubble
killing my little crustaceous loves
.
this song isnt about dinner
the main course will only be served
until you first arive, at which point
you should be scared cause i think
some thought has just arrived
.
lets drop anchor in puddle of mud
and find an alternative entertainment source

balls, lady. balls.

ironically, with no planning
pete wentz said ball right after i typed balls
cummedyegha

the smaller the detail, the more of them, and the likely hood of me getting sex is all factoring into my day to day life

wow, color fight.
its so hard to blog now that my birthday has passed.
maybe cause that thang was sawdy fucking balls.
who doesnt miss home.
not me.
.

they are endless, they are timeless; oh shit dude, you see that door there?

the door marked "pirate".
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cummedyegha

these are 1 lined confessions we hope work out one day

but around here, we party late.
drink beefeater, not jack daniels.
umm...
thats all ive got for now.
stay true and bleu, and fungi and shoe.
cummedyegha
all the way from october

Candelabra, Halloween and Italiano

oh god, what fun it is to sing of those singing
of those who are singing of love
and the ones who get freaky like they dont know what the fuck is up
and then perhaps of 2 blackbirds and 3 doves
and then maybe just something that ended up up the butt.
.
that was a little poem.
.
it was about love.
.
the dirty kind.
.
and of kinky european sex.

its fall out boy season, for no particular reason

or Is it.
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cummedyegha