Thursday, October 16, 2008

hello little boys little toys

so whats it gonna take silver shadow believer.
ok- stop right there. can you pille them all of the items at the KfC into one bowl, that i can eat like im a death-row prisoner on sucide watch?
i want to sleep next to my guitar, so in my dreams i here muffled strums, i want to live in a woofer....theres nothing that rhymes with woofer.
trying to steal candy from a vending machine? Lemme show you hows its done... ... cajun style.
"ive achieved total sexiness!" rickety cricket.
does your husband know the way that I'm getting a new guitar today.
all you are to me is dead skin, breaking up my band wont bring you payment.
1 i, 1 u, 3 L's, & wane G, and im totally enjoying my headfirst slide into cooperstown on a bad bet.
1 i, 1 u, 3 L's, & wane G.
has hardcore thoughts about actually seeing the Boys on next possible tour.
"Brendon, there's a lot of beautiful people in Norway" "I know" "Jesus christ...".
this boys got woe.
Ford is Tobe. Tobe's Still still Got a Drinking Problem...stilll...
Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Baby.
RAPLPHE, GET OFF, THE STAGE, SWEEAT HEART.
i am a volcanoe.
has just found out he's been playing guitar for the past 3 hours in drop D =/.
has to name his first born baby murphy cause that was robocops name.
WHY CANT I BE MORE LIKE PALLIS?
im in japan...but remember you put the ivory, SMACK DAB into my ebony. but know, i put my chong, in your cheech. im talkin about love.
you put the ivory, SMACK DAB into my ebony. but know, i put my chong, in your cheech. im talkin about love. im going to play the xylophone without looking.
is talkin about taking a ham sandwich, frenching it, in front of your uncle.
I want birds to come close enough to hear them speak Aviation Spanish.
Good Morning!!! your about to call in sick.
some people have a way with words, and other people... ... ... ... .... ohh, not have way i suppose.
Ford is Sangara.
Ford is sick (coughcough).
I think i voted for Nader! NADER!
Ford is totally an exclamation.
Ford is cummedyegha.
the pursuit of happyness...that one of them pervert movies?
Ford is so dissapointed right now.
Ford has got a problem.
this is the best day ever.
Ford is a saint 0=].
look at my hand...
things are shapin up to be pretty (CONDOMS).
Ford is JAZZ HANDS.
Ford : been gone more days this year than i have been home.
Ford is chillin.
Ford is dissapointed with TAI tv this season =/.
you dont work here anymore =|.
shane valdez, will you direct my LIFE?
butch walker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
g o d s a v e t h e q u e e n.
"i aint masturbatin"- Kai.
a drunk jackass called god, had a box of pencils called destiny.
keep god out of california! tell charlie daniels to write a song about this. god is out. he can have the other 48. or 49, whatever.
i dont care what you think as long as its about me.
alpha dog and o o omega low maniac.
send me truth messages.
beet farms.
pitchfork red.
Dwight you ignorant slut.
i hate so much, about the things you choose to be.
Water Based Lubricants~ Friend, or Foe?
Ford Today's Debate: Is it Wrong, to be Strong?
Bada Bing! Wit a Pipe!
pH pay third bay aryn.
the paul revere jumpsuit apparatus.
CLINTON SPARKS. GET FAMILIAR CUNT SUCKERS.
Ford went skiing today.
Ford is almost famous.
Ford is Janes Nipple

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